Blowjob Ninjas Review

It's not that this group of girls stealthily unzip guy's pants and give head without them even knowing about it - thank God - but rather it's because these femme fatales have dangerous mouths and an instinct for pleasure that gives them the well-deserved moniker: Blowjob Ninjas.

BlowjobNinjas is a site filled with fellatio artists and while there are some Asian, ebony and Latina babes around, most of the girls are white. You might recognize a few faces, but it looks like there are a lot of amateurs and while mostly good looking, it's their talent for sucking cock that has gotten them where they are today.

When you first login to the site you will be prompted to either go directly to the blowjobs or detour into the network portal. Either way, you can access cock sucking babes as well as all the other content available with the membership, and there is a lot of it. A page-top menu on the BlowjobNinjas page links you to live webcam chats, specials, a massive video archive and 33 BangBros exclusive sites including BigMouthfuls, BlowjobFridays, FacialFest and sites in hardcore niches. While only a handful of the sites focus strictly on blowjobs, you can expect practically all of the action in any episode to be preceded by head jobs.

So far, there are 60 episodes. A big problem becomes apparent when I realize that the last update was in 2008. One would think that blowjobs were a popular niche, but apparently they weren't popular enough to keep the site alive. It's too bad because those who really like POV blowjobs get quite a few of them here.

I wouldn't say that this is a photo-lovers paradise, but there are sets of screencaps and sets of 3456x2034 pictures. They are exceptionally amateur in nearly every way, but that's not the largest issue. Despite what might seem a high-quality image, these are sets of really blurry images that seem little better than the video captures. Personally, I wouldn't even bother with them, that's how poor they appear to be. Still, if you somehow can't resist saving them, there is at least a Zip file to make it easier to collect the pictures.

Videos are offered in either four parts, as two-minute clips or you can download full-length WMV (1000kbps, 640x480) and MP4 (3060kbps, 1024x768) formats. In addition, there are Flash streams. Images look hazy and worn-out looking. I can't imagine that they were shot in HD, like the tour promises. The MP4 flicks are larger than than the Windows Media videos, but on playback you realize that many of these films were actually made in 2005 and frankly, no matter how big the screen or what the bitrate, they all have this hazy glow to them that is really irritating. The flicks may have been awesome quality at one time in the past, but in 2011 they are hardly fantastic even if the amateurs can slurp, gulp and get a cock erupting within 15 minutes, which is the length of most films here.

Final Verdict

Blowjob Ninjas is a cool name for a blowjob site and if nothing else every episode indulges fellatio from start to cum spilling finish. However, a name does not a good site make and despite the HD label on these videos, the visual quality is poor to average. I am not complaining about the cock suckers, who really can give it their all, but the site is seriously not worth the bother.